Rachel. 20. New Zealand. Lesbian. Absolutely love Spiderman, X-men and my fat ass golden lab.




The reaction from a girl when you first put your fingers into her, unfffff

Holy notes


me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed

MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!